Unicorns are real, but not as you thought. Our investigation has uncovered evidence that they're actually inflatable, made of a special blend of Mylar and glitter.
But that's not all. Our team of experts has discovered that the inflation is not just random, but rather, it's tied to the lunar cycle.
Join us as we delve deeper into the mysteries of the inflatable unicorn, and uncover the truth behind the sparkly facade.